This bold red hoodie says what everyone already knows — you’re the Professional Handler of Professional Chaos. Perfect for dog show handlers, groomers, busy parents, teachers, or anyone who manages life’s daily whirlwind with humor.
The hoodie in the listing is exactly as shown in the product photo: a vibrant red sweatshirt with clean black lettering, laid flat to show the design clearly.
Chaos? Handled. This matching set is for the brave souls who manage the madness — and the lovable beasts who help create it.
Whether you're wrangling toddlers, training dogs, or just surviving Monday, this bold red hoodie declares your role with pride:
“Professional Handler Of Professional Chaos.”
And your four-legged sidekick? They wear their title loud and proud:
“Chaos Provider.”
📍 What You Get:
• 1 Red Hoodie with black printed text
• 1 Red Dog Bib with embroidered text and gingham trim
📍 What You Get:
• 1 Hoodie with black printed text
• 1 Dog Bib with embroidered text and gingham trim
👕 Hoodie Features:
• Soft cotton-blend fleece interior
• Unisex fit, sizes XS–5XL
• Ribbed cuffs and waistband
• Front kangaroo pocket and drawstring hood
🐶 Dog Bib Features:
• Plush terry cloth
• “Chaos Provider” embroidered in black
• Matching gingham trim
• Elastic neckband for easy wear
• Sized for large breeds (shown on a Newfoundland)
🎯 Perfect For:
• Dog show handlers & trainers
• Groomers, pet parents, and chaos coordinators
• Funny gift sets for birthdays, holidays, or handler appreciation
• Matching outfits for photoshoots or events
Shipping from United Kingdom
Processing time
1-2 weeks
Estimated shipping times
- United Kingdom : 2 - 10 business days
- North America : 10 - 14 business days
- Europe : 7 - 10 business days
- Australia, New Zealand and Oceania : 10 - 14 business days
I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Payment Options
Returns & Exchanges
I gladly accept returns
Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery
I don't accept exchanges or cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
- Custom or personalized orders
- Digital downloads
- Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
- Items on sale
Conditions of return
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
Frequently Asked Questions
Custom and personalized orders
Custom Orders -All Artwork , Design and stitch files produced by us in preparation for stitching will remain the property of the Vendor.
We will rely upon your orders being correct when ordering , especially custom orders that may include wording , please ensure you have given the correct spelling , Custom orders cannot be refunded , Please also make sure your address details are correct at time of ordering .
Sizing details
All sizes are approximate .NB. Our sizes are UK sizes , they tend to run a little smaller than US sizing. We are happy to supply actual size information .it will then be your responsibility to decide if the item will fit , e.g. actual size does not allow for movement .
Garments are designed to fit a particular size , but weare all individuals, some prefer to have a baggy fit and others a tighter fit .
Care instructions
These recommendations are generalised , and based on the lowest requirements of any of our garments and bibs, Wash garments inside out , ironed inside out ,and not tumbled dried .
Some garments are supplied with wash instructions , if you would like further info about wash instructions please contact us .
Gift wrapping and packaging
Most of our items are sent out in new self seal purple plastic packaging ,
We are happy to add a gift message inside your parcel
Item Specifics
All sizes , colours , shades , and materials of goods may vary to a minor extent from those stated. All goods are subject to availability , we may cancel an order , or offer a suitable alternative item . if the goods ordered are out of stock.
Your Address
Please can you ensure that the address information that you supply is correct . Correct number , spelling, and postcode .we have had a number of parcels returned to us recently where the address is not correct
When will my parcel arrive?
It depends where you are , We are based in UK ,
Parcels within the UK , it normally takes 2-3 working days after the item has been made up and has been dispatched .
Parcels to Europe , normally 7-10
Parcels to US , Canada, Or Australia , are approx 10-14 working days .
There are normally 5 working days in a week.
Bank Holidays are not working days , so over the Christmas period there can be as little as 3 working days in a week.
Royal mail advise to allow 25 working days for a parcel to arrive , so approx 5 weeks {with no bank holidays }